After SCOTUS Ruling, Clarence Thomas Revokes Amy Coney Barrett’s Conservative Card
WASHINGTON — Following her deciding vote in a 5-4 Supreme Court decision that…
Newsom Demands Investigation Into Governor Responsible For California Fraud Scandal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Calling the allegations "deeply disturbing," California Governor Gavin Newsom…
John Thune Explains He’s Just Not Ready For A Serious Relationship With SAVE Act
WASHINGTON — Senate Majority Leader John Thune sat down with reporters Tuesday…
Keir Starmer Steps Down, Immediately Handing Power To Bold New Islamic Leader ‘Keirlifa Starmaleed’
LONDON, UK — Following months of historic unpopularity, compounding street protests, and…
Luke Skywalker Posts Heartfelt Father’s Day Tribute To Man Who Cut Off His Hand
AHCH-TO — In a touching Father's Day social media post Sunday, Jedi…
Mark Levin Warns ‘America First’ Platform Contains Disturbing Amount Of America
LOUDOUN, VIRGINIA — Conservative radio host Mark Levin warned his listeners that…
Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — As criticism continues to mount over the appearance of…
Trump Spotted Quietly Placing JD Vance ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty…
Netanyahu Demands Emergency Summit To Address Growing Threat Of De-Escalation
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Alarmed by the sudden and terrifying outbreak of diplomatic…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Supply 500,000 Future Tim Hortons Workers
ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE — Heralding it as a transformative victory for the domestic…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the…
Historic Iran Peace Deal Postponed After White House Discovers Tomorrow Already Reserved For Different Historic Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — The White House announced Saturday that a long-awaited historic peace…