Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and…
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People’s Homes
LANSING, MICHIGAN-- Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer extended her stay-at-home order to combat…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has stated that they have disproved another false…
Biden Slams Obama For Not Endorsing Him Right After Hearing Obama’s Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden lashed out against Barack Obama for…
A Lucid Joe Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race And Endorses Bernie Sanders
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden ended his presidential candidacy on Monday,…
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…
Experts Suggest Social Distancing From Social Media To Mitigate Spread Of Coronavirus Hysteria
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- Experts from the U.S. Centers for Hysteria Control and Social…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
Establishment Democrats Hold Their Breath After Trump Says Breathing Good For Health
WASHINGTON-- Corporate Democrats are urging everyone to start holding their breath after…
Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Trump From Ever Becoming President
WASHINGTON-- A cyborg asset was recently sent back in time from 2020…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
