Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the…
You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Chick-fil-A made a major announcement this morning on their Twitter…
Elizabeth Warren Says She Was Bernie Sanders Long Before Bernie Was Bernie Sanders
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With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings
WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…
Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A small neighborhood in Seattle is being terrorized by a…
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live…
Joe Biden’s Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: ‘Who’s Hunter?’
WASHINGTON-- At a recent rally in Iowa, Joe Biden scolded Fox News…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
