Tag: Rated G

Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent

U.S.-- For most of the country, today is the last day to…

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US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden

U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep…

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Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early

WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…

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FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance

SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- After losing a court case for their anti-Ivermectin stance…

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Prostate Cancer Found ‘Not Guilty’ Of Killing O.J. Simpson

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Prostate cancer has been found not guilty of killing…

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Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing…

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Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast…

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Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…

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Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

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In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- April Fools' Day is a day of practical…

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Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’

SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group…

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