Tag: Rated G

Prostate Cancer Found ‘Not Guilty’ Of Killing O.J. Simpson

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Prostate cancer has been found not guilty of killing…

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Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing…

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Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast…

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Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…

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Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

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In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- April Fools' Day is a day of practical…

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Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’

SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group…

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NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a move that has surprised no…

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Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation

WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…

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AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’

WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO…

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