Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
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Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement,…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
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Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
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Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
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Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
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CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to combat dangerous medical misinformation being propagated…
Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- With the government of Hawaii becoming more authoritarian by the…
COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…
CNN Changes Their Name To The ‘January 6 News Network’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN recently announced they have…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
