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CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation
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Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
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COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
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CNN Changes Their Name To The ‘January 6 News Network’
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Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
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Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Facelift Is Raising A Few Eyebrows On Twitter
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Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
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5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
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Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate…Oh Wait, It’s Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor
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Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
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Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat…
