Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France
WASHINGTON-- With the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, AOC said that…
COVID Virus Jealous President Zelensky Getting All Media Attention
WORLD-- World famous celebrity COVID virus went off on a Twitter rant…
Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO’s Brain With Neuralink
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after purchasing a 9.2% stake in Twitter, Elon…
Cat Community Passes Controversial ‘Don’t Say Spay’ Bill
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A large cat community in northern Florida passed a controversial…
CNN Says Newly Released Video Shows Trump Slapping Chris Rock, Not Will Smith
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Newly unearthed video was recently aired on America's most trusted…
Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…
Dr. Fauci Jealous After Liberals Exchange Him For President Zelensky Pillows
U.S.-- Millions of liberals across the United States have thrown out their…
Arnold Schwarzenegger And Steven Seagal Settle Russia Ukraine Conflict On Big Screen
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American movie actors Steven Seagal and Arnold Schwarzenegger have both…
Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
