U.S. Federal Reserve Replaces Benjamin Franklin On $100 Bills With Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- Great news, Ukraine fans. The United States Federal Reserve has recently…
IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- IRS agents are being heralded as heroes after going…
Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American’s Paychecks Directly To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan decision, Congress passed a bill that will…
Democrats Hire Officer Barbrady From South Park To Yell ‘Nothing To See Here’ At Rigged Polling Stations
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with Americans calling for election integrity, Democrat politicians recently hired…
Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken
WASHINGTON-- Former Attorney General Bill Barr has called on the Department of…
Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10
U.S.-- Americans will now have to pay more to be able to…
Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President…
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…
Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden addressed the baby formula crisis in a speech…
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In a tearful opening monologue Monday night, late night host…
FBI Poses As Ghosts To Try And Stop Illegal Ghost Gun Operation
WASHINGTON-- To try and thwart the very dangerous ghost gun business, the…
