RINO Republicans Volunteer To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the breaking news that former presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard had…
Major Endorsement: Chia Pet Announces Support For Beto O’Rourke
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- In a major win that may turn the tide and…
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA--Immediately after implementing a new rule to fine users $2,500…
Biden: ‘Let Me Start Off With Two Words: Made In, Uh, Well, You Know The Thing’
HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND-- While speaking at a Volvo manufacturing plant discussing how to…
Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in…
Zelensky Makes Infomercial Selling His Famous Green Shirts That Double As Cleaning Rags
KIEV, UKRAINE-- With the billions of dollars already sent to Ukraine not…
Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- During a recent news conference discussing ending apartheid and slowing…
Beto O’Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans,…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…
