Tag: Rated G

Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time

HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…

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Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…

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Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role

WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…

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Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine

EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…

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COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci

U.S.-- Due to all the recent allegations of impropriety against retired physician…

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Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…

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Politicians Watched In Awe As Zelensky Performed Miracles During Speech To Congress

WASHINGTON-- As most of the world is aware by now, Volodymyr Zelensky…

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Thousands Of Homeless Veterans Fly Ukraine Flags In Hope Of Government Assistance

U.S.-- After hearing the news that Congress was sending another $45 billion…

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Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President

WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…

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White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped

WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…

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Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat

WASHINGTON-- In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest…

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Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…

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