Fox News Hosts Go To Safe Space After Reading Trump’s Surging Poll Numbers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The tearful hosts of the Fox News…
Stephen Colbert Apologizes Tearfully After Mistakenly Telling Funny Joke
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A rare occurrence happened last night when The…
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken…
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
To Save Time, Jimmy Kimmel Replays Same 7-Year-Old ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Monologue Every Show
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In order to focus more of his attention on calling…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US…
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…
