George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
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Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero
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Jimmy Kimmel Says He’ll Write His Own Jokes After Writers Go On Strike
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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie ‘The Hebrew Hammer’
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Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
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Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
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Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
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John Fetterman: ‘I Feel Like A Totally New Man After Leaving The Hospital’
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Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
