MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’
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Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine
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Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style
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Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…
Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role
WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…
COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci
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Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
