Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to obtain even more money so he…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald…
John Fetterman: ‘I Feel Like A Totally New Man After Leaving The Hospital’
WASHINGTON-- After being hospitalized for weeks which led to numerous conspiracy theories…
Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
Fox News Hosts Go To Safe Space After Reading Trump’s Surging Poll Numbers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The tearful hosts of the Fox News…
Stephen Colbert Apologizes Tearfully After Mistakenly Telling Funny Joke
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A rare occurrence happened last night when The…
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken…
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
