Liberal Meltdown Intensifies After Trump Declares August ‘National Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Jeans Ad Appreciation Month’
WASHINGTON-- In a move that has ignited a fresh firestorm of liberal…
Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
WSJ Reveals Trump’s Secret Letter To Herbert The Pervert Discussing Deviant ‘Popsicle Parties’
U.S.– In the latest political scandal that may possibly cause earthshattering repercussions,…
Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late…
Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division…
Gavin Newsom Warns ICE Raids On Businesses Could Hurt California’s Illegal Child Slave Labor Workforce
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the ICE raids on California businesses uncovering…
Trump Compromises On Release Of Epstein Client List By Releasing Epstein’s Shopping List Instead
WASHINGTON-- After facing a massive amount of criticism for covering up the…
Trump Announces Historic ‘Nancy Pelosi Vs. 100 Vodka Bottles Cage Match’ At White House For America’s Birthday
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of next year's 250th anniversary of the United States,…
UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump
LONDON, ENGLAND-- As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was…
Democrats Self-Deport In Protest Of Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban
COLIMA, MEXICO-- In protest of the Supreme Court ruling upholding Donald Trump's…