Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn…
Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at…
California Citizens Apply For Refugee Status In The United States
CALIFORNIA-- Facing massive crime, high taxes, liberal policies, and unemployment on a…
Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal
WASHINGTON-- A new trade deal was worked out between the United States…
Congress Warns Trump’s Executive Order To Lower Drug Prices May Affect Their Big Pharma Bribes
WASHINGTON-- Members of Congress have delivered a stern warning in response to…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…
Al Gore Warns If Trump Not Stopped Soon Then Polar Ice Caps Will Melt And World Will End By 2013
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a fiery speech about the climate crisis at a…
Zelensky Quickly Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Threatens To Send JD Vance To Meet Him
WASHINGTON-- At his wits end due to Zelensky's unwillingness to come to…
PR Disaster For China After Chinese Bots Malfunction And Begin Posting Anti-China Messages
BEIJING, CHINA-- In a major PR disaster for the Chinese Communist Party,…