To Spite Trump, Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Crime
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Driven by a deep-seated desire to infuriate President Donald Trump,…
Trump Watches ‘Rocky IV’ In Preparation For Upcoming Alaska Meeting With Putin
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for his upcoming high-stakes summit with Russian President Vladimir…
Democrats Accuse Trump’s Census of Stealing Seats They Rightfully Stole
WASHINGTON-- In a fiery press conference after storming Capitol Hill yesterday, incensed…
Trump Forced To Do His Own Roofing Work After Deporting All The Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- After deporting so many illegal aliens that there wasn't anyone left…
Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…
Liberal Meltdown Intensifies After Trump Declares August ‘National Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Jeans Ad Appreciation Month’
WASHINGTON-- In a move that has ignited a fresh firestorm of liberal…
Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
WSJ Reveals Trump’s Secret Letter To Herbert The Pervert Discussing Deviant ‘Popsicle Parties’
U.S.– In the latest political scandal that may possibly cause earthshattering repercussions,…
Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late…
Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division…