U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
Trump Moves Pam Bondi’s Desk To Fox News Studios So Maybe She’ll Actually Do Something
WASHINGTON-- In an attempt to boost the productivity of his top law…
Keir Starmer Assures Trump UK Has ‘Robust Free Speech’ As On-Screen Chyron Lists Recent Speech-Related Arrests
LONDON-- As the UK continues to fight accusations of banning free speech,…
Studio Audience Relieved They Don’t Have To Pretend To Find Canceled Jimmy Kimmel Funny Anymore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA- In what many are calling “the first funny thing…
Keir Starmer Wears American Flag Hijab In Honor Of Trump’s UK Visit
LONDON, UK-- In honor of the US president's visit to England, UK…
Democrats Vow To Fight Trump’s Fascism By Burning Down The White House
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of moral clarity, the Democrat Party has…
Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
Zelensky Holds Moment Of Silence For Cocaine Destroyed On Venezuelan Boat Trump Bombed
KIEV, UKRAINE- Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, visibly shaken and clutching a small…
India Retaliates Against Trump’s Tariffs By Flooding White House With Scam Calls
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking escalation of the U.S.-India trade war, India has…
Nancy Pelosi Caught Spray-Painting ‘Trump Sucks’ On Capitol Building To Sabotage Trump’s Crime Crackdown
WASHINGTON-- In a brazen act of political vandalism, former House Speaker Nancy…
Democrats Fear Trump’s Proposed Mail-In Ballot Ban Could Cripple Their Vote Rigging Efforts
WASHINGTON-- In response to President Donald Trump's proposed nationwide ban on mail-in…