Nancy Pelosi Goes On ‘Botox Strike’ Until Illegal Aliens Receive Free Healthcare
WASHINGTON-- In response to the government shutdown, former Speaker of the House…
BREAKING: James Comey Clears Himself Of All Charges After Rigorous 30-Second Self-Investigation
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after a federal grand jury indicted him on multiple…
Secret Service Agents Suffer PTSD Flashback After Trump Gets Stuck On Sloped Escalator
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Still suffering from PTSD from last year's…
Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…
U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
Trump Moves Pam Bondi’s Desk To Fox News Studios So Maybe She’ll Actually Do Something
WASHINGTON-- In an attempt to boost the productivity of his top law…
Keir Starmer Assures Trump UK Has ‘Robust Free Speech’ As On-Screen Chyron Lists Recent Speech-Related Arrests
LONDON-- As the UK continues to fight accusations of banning free speech,…
Studio Audience Relieved They Don’t Have To Pretend To Find Canceled Jimmy Kimmel Funny Anymore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA- In what many are calling “the first funny thing…
Keir Starmer Wears American Flag Hijab In Honor Of Trump’s UK Visit
LONDON, UK-- In honor of the US president's visit to England, UK…
Democrats Vow To Fight Trump’s Fascism By Burning Down The White House
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of moral clarity, the Democrat Party has…
Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…