New York City Waiting For A Few More Vehicle Accidents Before Thinking About Filling Potholes
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Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission
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Boeing Hires Priests To Read Passengers Their Last Rites Before Boarding Planes
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FDNY Commissioner Punishes New York Firefighters By Making Them Stay In New York
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New York Times: ‘People Who Meme Politicians Should Be Investigated,’ Says Newspaper That Made Political Cartoons For Decades
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FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6
WASHINGTON-- Brave FBI agents are being heralded as heroes for arresting a…
Confused Liberals Heads Explode After Putin Endorses Biden For President
U.S.--In a deadly blow to liberal Democrat's sanity across the United States,…
Illegal Aliens Seen Wearing ‘I Crossed The Border And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt, And Free Money, Housing And Healthcare’ Shirts
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Man Still Trying To Create New Twitter X Account After 2 Weeks Of Incorrect CAPTCHAs
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Teen Girl Has Mental Breakdown After Watching 2 Minute YouTube Video
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Dad Tells Son Maybe Next Year When Trump’s President His Gift Will Actually Have Something In It
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Colorado Supreme Court Punishes Americans Even Further By Leaving Biden On Ballot
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