Let’s Take This Veterans Day To Celebrate The Top 3 Bravest Cats Who Fought Heroically For The United States
U.S.-- In celebration of this year's Veterans Day, we would like to…
Frustrated Cat Keeps Trying To End Its Life But Always Lands On Its Feet
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- A depressed cat that doesn't want to live…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting To Die As Third Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’ Approaches
U.S.-- As the three year anniversary of Biden's warning to the unvaccinated…
Apathetic Man Doesn’t Support Israel Or Palestine
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most…
Death Row Inmate Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Execution
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA-- A death row inmate who was only minutes away from…
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
New York City Introduces NYPD Police Pursuit Gondolas In Response To Flooding
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Massive flooding has overtaken New York this week…
Burger King Unveils New Logo To Better Reflect Their Support Of Censorship
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- The Burger King corporation has recently updated their company logo…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a…
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden
U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are…
