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NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
M&Ms Faces Major Backlash After Introducing New Straight White Male Character
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Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- With the government of Hawaii becoming more authoritarian by the…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
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Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
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Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter
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Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID…
FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- In a major win for abortion rights advocates, the…
