Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the…
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The U.S. House of Representatives voted to impeach Joe Rogan for…
Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised…
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for…
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night
WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…
Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A distraught AOC confirmed that she has officially…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
