Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
AOC Gives Touching Tribute In Remembrance Of The 6,969.50 Times She Died On January 6
WASHINGTON-- On the anniversary of January 6, New York Congresswoman AOC visited…
Biden Releases New 8-Track Tape Music Album To Try And Attract Younger Voters
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to try and attract younger voters for his…
Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers
WASHINGTON-- After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd…
Trump Opens Up New In-N-Out Type Burger Restaurant Called ‘Huge-N-Bigly’
U.S.-- Burger lovers rejoice. America's most popular president of all time Donald…
Vivek Ramaswamy Trolls Chris Christie By Telling Him He Has A Bad Virus On His Computer
COLUMBUS, OHIO-- After their heated feud during the last Republican presidential…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the…
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President
WASHINGTON-- Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
