Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare off his main opponent in the next Canadian election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has challenged Conservative party leader…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White House against Joe Biden's support of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the absentminded US president gave a press…
Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- A viral rant has made the news again of gay former CNN host Don Lemon saying that he found former First Lady Michelle Obama much more…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their elected officials in the House of Representatives had passed a bill that would quickly send out $14.3 billion…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to the galaxy, military leader Grand Moff Tarkin was forced to have the Death Star destroy Alderaan but claims…
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that President Joe Biden will be playing himself this holiday by dressing up as an evil, bloodsucking vampire that…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his confused staff members decorate the White House with Christmas decorations and went on Twitter X to wish everyone…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her loyalties lied, Republican presidential candidate Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa got her forehead inked with the words 'I Stand…
Frustrated Cat Keeps Trying To End Its Life But Always Lands On Its Feet
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- A depressed cat that doesn't want to live anymore claims that it has been trying to kill itself by jumping off of tall places but fails…
Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian groups have condemned Israel's war crimes once again after finding out that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ordered IDF…
With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit
WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news channels across the country, a confused President Joe Biden couldn't help but think that the word "Palestine" sounded…
UFC Hires Bud Light Spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney To Attract More Diverse Fans
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- In an effort to try and attract a much larger audience, UFC CEO Dana White made a bold move by hiring trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney to be…
