Robert De Niro Buys New Shoes In Preparation For His Possible Upcoming Debate With Trump
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After getting lambasted on Truth Social by Donald Trump for needing a teleprompter to speak, actor Robert De Niro challenged the former president to a debate to see…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from Twitter X, Disney became embroiled in yet another controversy when a photo surfaced of their most famous character…
Bath & Body Works Selling New Line Of Animal Scented Candles For Annual Sale
COLUMBUS, OHIO-- Great news, shoppers. The Bath & Body Works annual one day candle sale will be held on December 2 and the company has unveiled an all-new and totally…
New Anime Starring Your Favorite World Politicians Is Next Level Awesomeness
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Ever wondered what your favorite world politician would look like as an anime character? Well now you'll have your chance to keep on wondering. All the best highly…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the intention of making America great again, DOJ Special Counsel Jack Smith has subpoenaed any American citizen who may…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad Santa will be released just in time for Christmas called Sad Santa and will show the titular Kris…
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- BTS fans around the world are going super crazy after the famous South Korean boy band made an earthshattering announcement on their official website that they had…
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President
WASHINGTON-- Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying the country, President Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald Trump for the…
Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more countries continue to pull their funding for Ukraine, a determined Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has vowed to keep sending money over to the Eastern European country…
Chris Christie Joins This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie has announced that he will be joining this year's annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade as one of the largest character…
Javier Milei Celebrates Argentina President Victory By Ripping Off Head Of A Leftist
BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA-- On Sunday chainsaw-wielding populist Javier Milei became the next president of Argentina in a landslide victory and the Libertarian candidate celebrated his massive win by ripping a…
Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space
BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made history once again after strapping himself to the outside of Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket as it blasted off…
