Trump Tells Supporters What The World Really Thinks About Obama’s Biden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJz4MTCw5xc CLAREMONT, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- An animated Donald Trump gave a rousing speech during a rally in Claremont, New Hampshire where he let the world in on a little secret that…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley told the surprised audience that every person in the United States should be legally required…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands of innocent children in Gaza, Israeli officials were quick to claim that all those little kids were actually…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out a massive fire that broke out yesterday in the Los Angeles area after California Governor Gavin Newsom sprayed…
China’s President Xi Jinping Visiting America To Learn From Biden How Not To Run A Country
BEIJING, CHINA-- President Xi Jinping of China will be making a trip to the United States on Wednesday to meet with President Joe Biden in an effort to learn the…
Let’s Take This Veterans Day To Celebrate The Top 3 Bravest Cats Who Fought Heroically For The United States
U.S.-- In celebration of this year's Veterans Day, we would like to honor all the courageous cats who risked it all and put their nine lives on the line to…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman proudly walked outside and then bravely confronted the large group of people to show…
Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice but to throw up the white flag of surrender after watching obese Republican Chris Christie twerking on the…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to only five candidates after former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had gotten a sudden hunger attack before the…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel was quick to congratulate the Democrats on last night's wins and said it was…
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump’s Mind
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Judge Arthur Engoron made a bold move during the recent civil trial against Donald Trump by allowing New York Attorney General Letitia James to call…
Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare off his main opponent in the next Canadian election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has challenged Conservative party leader…
