Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he had moved to the UK to become a citizen in an effort to join the Labour Party after…
Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate against President Donald Trump and Elon Musk's DOGE investigating and then stopping the billions of dollars in waste,…
CNN Denies Allegations They Used Filter To Make Trump Appear More Orange, ‘No Difference’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has come under fire once again after countless people accused the network of using a filter to make President Donald Trump…
‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian election for prime minister quickly approaches, the Liberal Party that has been in control of Canada for the last ten years stated they will only…
Democrats Release Newly Unearthed Photo Of Hitler Driving A Tesla
WASHINGTON-- A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in Congress showing former German leader Adolf Hitler driving a Tesla vehicle, with numerous mainstream media pundits claiming the…
Mitch McConnell Beats Cory Booker’s 25-Hour Filibuster Record By Taking 26 Hours To Finish One Sentence
WASHINGTON-- Only one day after Cory Booker made history with the longest Senate floor speech of all time, Republican Senator Mitch McConnell defeated the New Jersey senator's 25-hour speech by…
Keir Starmer Calls For Resignation Of Whoever’s Prime Minister Of UK
UNITED KINGDOM-- As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow increasingly frustrated at leadership, Prime Minister Keir Starmer said during an early morning press conference that whoever's in…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to the murder of the United HealthCare CEO, suggesting that accused killer Luigi Mangione should face the maximum penalty…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters of Elon Musk decided to wear their KKK hoods to hide their identities while going around the country…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
BEIJING, CHINA-- Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney had imposed tariffs on China, an angry President Xi Jinping issued a stern warning to the Liberal Party…
Biden Practices For Upcoming Political Career By Getting Job At TSA
NEW CASTLE, DELAWARE-- Only days after announcing his intentions to possibly get back into politics, former President Joe Biden decided to practice his infamous female groping skills by getting a…
European Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Europe Knife Attacks
BRUSSELS-- With the deadly knife attacks growing exponentially across Europe due to corrupt, failed leadership, European leaders held an emergency meeting in Brussels to discuss what would be the best…
