Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle of the night while everyone was sleeping, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer quietly updated the COVID vaccine warning on all…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in Toronto for a Canadian doctor who had the unfortunate task of giving one of his patients the terrible…
CNN Executes A White South African Farmer On Live TV To Prove It’s No Big Deal
U.S.-- In an effort to show that the White genocide in South Africa wasn't a big deal, CNN executed a White Afrikaner farmer live on TV in front of a…
South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America
U.S.-- Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide of their people, the president of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa traveled to the United States to hunt down…
Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being investigated by the DOJ, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson decided to distract everyone from focusing on his anti-white hiring…
Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy
LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and the European Union, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer got down on his hands and knees and began polishing…
Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, fired up Democrats have once again filed articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump…
Police Identify Helmsman Of Mexican Navy Ship That Crashed Into New York Brooklyn Bridge
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- New York police have identified the helmsman of the Mexican Navy ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge and caused dozens of injuries, reporting that the individual…
Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at making American great again, Republicans in Congress began worrying and discussing amongst themselves the unfortunate possibility that they…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made a few changes to his cabinet members, including appointing former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as the official Canadian…
California Citizens Apply For Refugee Status In The United States
CALIFORNIA-- Facing massive crime, high taxes, liberal policies, and unemployment on a daily basis, citizens in California have begun applying for refugee status in the United States and are calling…
South Africa Claims There’s No White Genocide, They’re Just Killing Them Until No More Exist
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- As news of years of persecution of White Afrikaners by black Africans continues to spread, officials in South Africa said that there is definitely no genocide…
