Desperate For Cash, Big Bird Starts OnlyFans Page After PBS Defunded
SESAME STREET-- After losing his job following President Donald Trump's executive order defunding PBS, Sesame Street Muppet Big Bird was forced to find a way to make money to survive…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and ramble on during an uncomfortable speech, Americans watched in horror at what could have been if she had…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly checking everyone's eating habits, a worried President Donald Trump began labeling his favorite cans of Diet Coke with…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already laid out his agenda for his first days in office, promising as his first order of business to…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and also US President Donald Trump, Canadian voters went to the polls hard and voted in the Chinese Communist…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their tough stance in response to President Trump's talks about the country becoming the 51st state, saying they'll never…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another vacation and House Republicans have stated that they're feeling fresh, invigorated, and ready to get back to doing…
Deported ‘Maryland Man’ In El Salvador Prison Starting To Think Democrats Were Only Using Him To Score Political Points
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– It's been almost two weeks since the deported MS-13 Kilmar Garcia illegal alien story has all but disappeared from the news cycle, with the imprisoned "Maryland Man"…
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Interrupts Pope Francis Funeral Service To Pray To Allah
VATICAN CITY-- The funeral proceedings for deceased Pope Francis suddenly came to a halt after UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer made the Islamic call to prayer and then placed his…
Zelensky Seen Begging Pope Mourners For Donations To Ukraine
VATICAN CITY-- As thousands of people took time to mourn the death of Pope Francis inside St. Peter's Square, President Volodymyr Zelensky went around hesitantly asking mourners if they would…
Al Gore Warns If Trump Not Stopped Soon Then Polar Ice Caps Will Melt And World Will End By 2013
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a fiery speech about the climate crisis at a 2025 WEF event, failed presidential candidate Al Gore gave yet another dire prediction where he warned that if…
Mark Carney Accuses Pierre Poilievre Of Being Canada First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become prime minister of Canada, Liberal Party candidate Mark Carney attacked his Conservative opponent Pierre Poilievre by accusing him…
