Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney expressed concern that the fires may interfere with this year's Pride month…
LA Mayor Condemns Local Businesses For Selling Product That Lures Rioters Into Looting
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the hundreds of rioters who have been looting local Los Angeles stores, LA Mayor Karen Bass has strongly condemned the local businesses for carrying…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For LA Riots
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the LA riots gaining momentum and the city burning down around him, Governor Gavin Newsom held an emergency meeting to figure out as quickly as…
Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported
WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking in the LA riots, top Democrat leadership began questioning the move and wondered who would replace all those…
Rooftop Koreans Come Out Of Retirement For One Last Mission As LA Riots Intensify
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With the LA riots currently worsening as the days go on, the famous rooftop Koreans from the 1992 L.A. riots were forced to come out of retirement…
Awkward: Elon Musk Shows Up At Mar-A-Lago After Forgetting He Left Little X With Trump Last Week
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- It was a tense moment early Saturday morning when tech billionaire Elon Musk showed up at Mar-a-Lago after realizing that he had left his son Little X…
Gavin Newsom Calls On California’s Incompetent Governor To Step Down
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Tired of the way his state was being destroyed, California Governor Gavin Newsom officially called for the governor of California to formally step down amidst numerous calls by…
Keir Starmer Warns Stopping Mass Immigration May Delay Destruction Of United Kingdom
UNITED KINGDOM-- Prime Minister Keir Starmer sent out a stark warning that any efforts to slow down or even stop the flood of mass immigrants could potentially delay the destruction…
Elon Musk Ordered To Take Yet Another Paternity Test After Optimus Robot Unveils New Baby Bot
FREMONT, CALIFORNIA-- Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon Musk has been ordered by a California court to submit to a paternity test after an Optimus robot…
Biden Announces Release Of Memorable New Memoir Book: ‘If I Were President’
U.S.-- Former President Joe Biden has responded to all of the tell-all books being released about him by announcing that he has his own memoir coming out this summer titled…
Wax Figure Of French President Emmanuel Macron Surrenders Immediately To Activists
PARIS, FRANCE-- Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of French President Emmanuel Macron surrendered to Greenpeace activists only minutes after the environmentalists entered into the Paris museum…
Sesame Street Starts Off New Pride Month Episode With The Letters ‘BDSM’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In celebration of this year's Pride Month, children's television show Sesame Street has aired a brave new episode aimed at teaching kids that everyone is welcome…
