South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America
U.S.-- Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide of their people, the president of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa traveled to the United States to hunt down…
Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being investigated by the DOJ, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson decided to distract everyone from focusing on his anti-white hiring…
Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy
LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and the European Union, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer got down on his hands and knees and began polishing…
Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, fired up Democrats have once again filed articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump…
Police Identify Helmsman Of Mexican Navy Ship That Crashed Into New York Brooklyn Bridge
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- New York police have identified the helmsman of the Mexican Navy ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge and caused dozens of injuries, reporting that the individual…
Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at making American great again, Republicans in Congress began worrying and discussing amongst themselves the unfortunate possibility that they…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made a few changes to his cabinet members, including appointing former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as the official Canadian…
California Citizens Apply For Refugee Status In The United States
CALIFORNIA-- Facing massive crime, high taxes, liberal policies, and unemployment on a daily basis, citizens in California have begun applying for refugee status in the United States and are calling…
South Africa Claims There’s No White Genocide, They’re Just Killing Them Until No More Exist
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- As news of years of persecution of White Afrikaners by black Africans continues to spread, officials in South Africa said that there is definitely no genocide…
Keir Starmer Says UK Doesn’t Have Money To Investigate Grooming Gangs Because He Spent It All On Coke
UK-- The UK Home Office put out a statement recently saying that it will be taking no further steps on the inquiry into the rampant grooming rape gangs due to…
Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal
WASHINGTON-- A new trade deal was worked out between the United States and China this week, with President Donald Trump scoring a major victory by receiving a free eggroll as…
Congress Warns Trump’s Executive Order To Lower Drug Prices May Affect Their Big Pharma Bribes
WASHINGTON-- Members of Congress have delivered a stern warning in response to President Donald Trump's recent executive order to lower the cost of prescription drugs, saying that the most-favored nation…
