New RFK Jr. MAHA Fat-Shaming Refrigerator
(PARODY) Commercial for the new line of RFK Jr. MAHA Smart Refrigerators, preloaded with over 500 motivational sayings by health guru RFK Jr. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are…
World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor Doesn’t Know His Own Strength
(PARODY) Commercial for Dr. Bongo's Primate Chiropractic, the world's first chimpanzee chiropractor with a successful almost one hundred percent mortality rate. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are satire and…
Keir Starmer Wanted For Impersonating A UK Prime Minister
(PARODY NEWS) UK Police are searching for a Wanker named Keir Starmer wanted in connection to impersonating the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal investigators revealed that Minnesota-based Somali fraud networks managed to steal billions of dollars in public funds with a…
U.S. Secures Guilty Plea By Threatening Nicolás Maduro With Prison Transport On Boeing Plane
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- U.S. officials announced that Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro formally confessed to every crime he has ever been accused of after being informed his prison transfer would occur aboard…
New California Mandate Requires ID To Prove You Are Under 12 Before Purchasing Tobacco
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California officials announced a sweeping new public health mandate this week requiring customers to present valid identification proving they are under the age of 12 before purchasing any…
Ilhan Omar Furious After Catching Brother With Another Sister
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was reportedly livid Wednesday evening after spotting her brother at a local food court with his arm wrapped around one of her other sisters.…
Historians Unearth Lost Napoleon Quote: ‘Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Opening A Somali Daycare In Minnesota’
PARIS, FRANCE-- Historians at the Louvre were stunned this week by the discovery of a lost quote from Napoleon Bonaparte’s exile on St. Helena, containing a startlingly specific piece of…
‘If Only We Had The Majority We Could Get Something Done,’ Say Republicans Currently In Majority
WASHINGTON-- Republican leaders in Congress gathered solemnly on the Capitol steps today to lament what they described as their tragic lack of authority, influence, or any meaningful ability to do…
Democrats Warn Ending Somali Daycare Fraud Will Leave Thousands Of Nonexistent Kids Hungry
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Democrats held an emergency press conference Tuesday to warn that recent efforts by the Trump administration to stop massive Somali daycare fraud could result in a…
FBI Announces Historic Arrest Of 85-Year-Old Grandmother Who Cheated At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- In what is being hailed by absolutely no one as the arrest Americans have been waiting for, FBI Director Kash Patel held an emergency press conference this morning to…
Out-Of-Work Justin Trudeau Opens Fraudulent Minnesota Somali Daycare Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, reportedly unemployed and financially strapped, announced that he has opened his own Minnesota daycare center after learning how easily Somali-run fake child…
