Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- In a last-ditch effort to promote peace in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Jewish Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has officially converted to Islam and now goes by the name…
Latest Fad: Young People Trying To Look Like Senior Citizens
PLANO, TEXAS-- Teenagers across the country are flocking to their local retailers to purchase a new skin cream called Geezer Gook that guarantees to age your appearance by decades in…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world, a beloved priest has been caught inside of his own home having sex with his own wife in total…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will be memorialized for eternity with her likeness on one of the most famous architectural designs in history. According…
Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Found In Strip Club
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Making the rounds in numerous British news sources is the shocking discovery that the Queen of England's most prized headpiece has been found in a strip club located in…
Israel Builds Holocaust Museum For Holocaust Museum
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- At a meeting inside of the holocaust museum Yad Vashem on Rabin Square, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told a group of investors that he wants to commemorate the…
Cat-Flavored Ice Cream Huge Success In Korea
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- A new cat-flavored ice cream has been flying off shelves in South Korea and supermarkets are on constant back-order for the not surprisingly successful new frozen treat. So,…
Black Lives Matter Group Getting Own TV Show
HOLLYWOOD-- Good news to all of you Black Lives Matter fans. One of the most already televised groups as of late will be getting its own Hollywood television show and…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating a homeless man wanted for raping multiple geese. In the quiet town of Little Rock, a 62 year…
Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull
BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable news media outlets are calling a hate crime. According to police, 49 year old black man Jerome Jackson was…
Tom Cruise Set To Play Bugs Bunny In Next Flick
HOLLYWOOD-- What could be more exciting than the man who starred in such well-known movie classics as Top Gun, A Few Good Men, Tropic Thunder, and Mission: Impossible playing one…
Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what will become one of the most talked about political speeches in history, President Obama gave an emotional speech in front of a cardboard cutout of people without…
