Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?
HOLLYWOOD-- The 17 year old animal actor is currently a fan favorite to play the role of Bond, receiving over five million votes in a recent online poll.That's over three…
Medical Breakthrough: World-Reknown Doctor Discovers Cure For Common Cold
MUMBAI, INDIA-- How would you like to never get a common cold again? After ten years of research, a doctor from India has finally discovered how to cure it and…
Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man
ARAD, ROMANIA-- A 21-year-old Romanian woman has recently given birth to a baby who doctors say is actually a full-sized 32-year-old man, making this one of the weirdest and largest…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the big holiday, the world-famous Easter bunny was captured by an anti-American holiday terrorist group named SCROTUM, which stands…
Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings
CHASE FOX, FLORIDA-- Get ready to become the coolest cat or the hippest dog with this year's most talked about trend, which incorporates fashion with a love for animals. The Diputs company…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared Mr. Olympia last November in a surprising defeat over five time winner Phil Heath is facing charges that…
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law & Order that dealt mostly with the legal and criminal side of the genre, executives decided to come…
Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick’s Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men
CARSON CITY, NEVADA-- In what has turned out to be the largest mass alien invasion scare since the 1950's, thousands of frantic citizens called their local authorities after saying that…
Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- It took investigators less than two weeks to finally locate the source of the leaks within the White House, officials confirmed, in what has now become known as Operation:…
Cardinals Shut Out By Blue Jays For Third Time This Season
ST. LOUIS, TORONTO-- The Blue Jays held on to their winning streak by utilizing their notorious flying skills and aggressive play. The Cardinals lack of hitting their opponents back and…
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
BURRO, BRAZIL-- Want to see the future of law enforcement? Brazil's new Mardi Gras police department may have set the standard for all other departments to follow. Crime in Burro…
Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when it comes to their hair anyway. Hairdos of United States politicians are now one of the most requested…
