Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet
TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its kind to use a human-sized toilet whenever it has the urge to relieve itself. The scientist who trained the…
Real Life Human Scanner Can Blow Up Someone’s Head
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- A man living in Puerto Rico has become an internet sensation for his ability to use telekinetic powers to blow up people's heads. Fans around the world…
Woman Born With Fingers For A Face Becomes Top Model
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is abuzz over a woman who was born with fingers where her face would be and agencies all over the country are looking to…
Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An odd law was recently passed by British officials that requires anyone driving a vehicle on any road to only drive in reverse. Officials claim that the exorbitant amount…
Man Invents Umbrella For Umbrella, Makes Millions
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man who came up with the idea for an umbrella for an umbrella recently sold his idea to a manufacturing company for $5 million. The inventor,…
Addiction Addiction Is Addicting, Says Addict
HELEN, GEORGIA-- For many people struggling with an addiction, trying to break their habit can seem like an impossibility. A man from Georgia claims that it is the addiction of…
Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing
KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer last week that makes it illegal for pet owners to have their pets out in public without clothing.…
City Of Rio Uses Their Mass Robbery Problems To Try And Attract Tourists
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL-- To try and attract more tourists, Rio's tourism board recently put out a new commercial that highlights its plethora of robberies, saying that all the worldwide coverage of the…
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on live shortwave radio that he has once again rigged his voting machines to elect our next president. Shocking…
Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in the waters off the coast of Honolulu to discuss the past, present, and future ramifications of being constantly…
Carrot Beats Usain Bolt In Olympic First-Round 100 Meter
RIO DE JANEIRO-- Dominating the first-round of the 100 meter was the newcomer known only as Carrot. Carrot easily beat out fan favorite Usain Bolt with a time of 6.09, which…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the world kickboxing title in a quick match against Kuro "The Mouse" Akiyama from Japan, making him the very first part-man,…
