World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the big holiday, the world-famous Easter bunny was captured by an anti-American holiday terrorist group named SCROTUM, which stands…
Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings
CHASE FOX, FLORIDA-- Get ready to become the coolest cat or the hippest dog with this year's most talked about trend, which incorporates fashion with a love for animals. The Diputs company…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared Mr. Olympia last November in a surprising defeat over five time winner Phil Heath is facing charges that…
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law & Order that dealt mostly with the legal and criminal side of the genre, executives decided to come…
Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick’s Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men
CARSON CITY, NEVADA-- In what has turned out to be the largest mass alien invasion scare since the 1950's, thousands of frantic citizens called their local authorities after saying that…
Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- It took investigators less than two weeks to finally locate the source of the leaks within the White House, officials confirmed, in what has now become known as Operation:…
Cardinals Shut Out By Blue Jays For Third Time This Season
ST. LOUIS, TORONTO-- The Blue Jays held on to their winning streak by utilizing their notorious flying skills and aggressive play. The Cardinals lack of hitting their opponents back and…
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
BURRO, BRAZIL-- Want to see the future of law enforcement? Brazil's new Mardi Gras police department may have set the standard for all other departments to follow. Crime in Burro…
Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when it comes to their hair anyway. Hairdos of United States politicians are now one of the most requested…
True Love? Man Literally Gives Woman His Heart For Valentine’s Day, Then Gets Dumped
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — As a pre-Valentine's Day surprise, a man in Sweden thought that the best way to make his woman happy would be to give her the ultimate gift: his…
Scrooge McDuck Rushed To Emergency Room For Head Injury
DUCKBURG-- The world's richest duck Scrooge McDuck was recently taken to the emergency room after improperly diving into his vault of gold, which resulted in a head injury. A source…
Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Growing tired of watching the same old boring football game every Super Bowl? Then good news. A new sport, which some experts are calling the ultimate sports experience,…
