Food Companies Join Forces, Come Out With New Campaign To Push Genetically Modified Foods
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A major food company based in San Francisco is leading the charge in an multi-million dollar ad campaign to push genetically modified foods, claiming that GMO is…
Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the company decided to pull its recipe for the slow-cooked version of the bread that many people said was…
Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming
WASHINGTON-- Due to the increase of illegal-shaming across the country, officials have started a sanctuary hotline that illegal immigrants can call to seek emotional support whenever a citizen treats them…
New Totally Awesome Superhero ‘Rock Dude’ Coming Out With Own Movie
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In the midst of an already major blockbuster summer with Avengers: Endgame making billions, yet another superhero movie called Rock Dude: Paper War will be setting theater screens on…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies permission to start making and selling pre-chewed foods, giving millions of people an easier option than having to chew…
Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet
TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its kind to use a human-sized toilet whenever it has the urge to relieve itself. The scientist who trained the…
Real Life Human Scanner Can Blow Up Someone’s Head
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- A man living in Puerto Rico has become an internet sensation for his ability to use telekinetic powers to blow up people's heads. Fans around the world…
Woman Born With Fingers For A Face Becomes Top Model
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is abuzz over a woman who was born with fingers where her face would be and agencies all over the country are looking to…
Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An odd law was recently passed by British officials that requires anyone driving a vehicle on any road to only drive in reverse. Officials claim that the exorbitant amount…
Man Invents Umbrella For Umbrella, Makes Millions
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man who came up with the idea for an umbrella for an umbrella recently sold his idea to a manufacturing company for $5 million. The inventor,…
Addiction Addiction Is Addicting, Says Addict
HELEN, GEORGIA-- For many people struggling with an addiction, trying to break their habit can seem like an impossibility. A man from Georgia claims that it is the addiction of…
Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing
KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer last week that makes it illegal for pet owners to have their pets out in public without clothing.…
