Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be witnessing the government's all new security measures in action. Even though the new security procedures may seem extreme…
American Workers Fight To Take Entire Year Off Except For Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- A protest is currently underway in front of the United States Capitol Building as the American workforce urges Congress to pass a new law that would let employees of…
After World Cup Loss, Croatia Cries Fowl
RUSSIA-- While France was busy celebrating their second World Cup title, the second place Croatian team was appearing before a panel of judges stating that France had won only because…
Man Sues Zoo After Getting Castrated By Hungry Goat
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A San Diego man was recently released from a hospital for injuries to his scrotum that he had sustained while visiting a local petting zoo and he…
Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll
STEINWEIN, ARKANSAS-- Apparently some dolls like doing the playing. A 34 year old man claims that he was molested by one of his daughter's play dolls, according to the lawsuit…
The Gum Stepping Generation Has Had Enough
CHEWIE, NEBRASKA-- After a failed March 12 walkout where multiple people ended up getting gum on the bottoms of their shoes, protesters have decided to try a march in an…
Millions Of Americans Panic As Daylight Savings Time Approaches
DENVER, COLORADO-- Are you feeling anxiety the closer we get to daylight savings time? If so, then you're not alone. A recent report out of the Denver Medical Pseudo-Science Institute…
Odd Traffic Signs That Are No Longer Used (7 Photos)
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- A traffic sign enthusiast has put out a new book recently about the history of traffic signs both past and present. The book includes hundreds of photos of…
Scientists Create Flu Vaccine To Combat Effects Of Original Flu Vaccine
BIG PHARMA, TEXAS-- After having to finally admit that flu vaccines actually cause the flu, scientists have created a new flu vaccine that they guarantee will get rid of the…
Amid Backlash, This Year’s Mardi Gras Will Be Separated By Gender And Sexual Orientation
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- Due to enormous pressure from various groups, this year's Mardi Gras is going to be separated into groups based on gender and sexual orientation. Officials are asking all…
Groundhog Day 2018: Punxsutawney Phil Sees Bill Murray’s Shadow! Another Six Weeks Of Groundhog Day
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- America's most famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has shocked everyone by making his most bizarre prediction in history. In front of a large crowd of surprised people, groundhog Phil…
Can Cats Cure Baldness In Humans? One Scientist Says Yes
WARSAW, POLAND-- Does your pet cat hold the much sought after cure for baldness in humans? Has the medical community been wasting too much time trying to cure baldness with pills,…
