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OXNARD, CALIFORNIA-- A chiropractor from Oxnard, who happens to be a chimpanzee, is being heralded as the future of modern chiropractic care. Dr. Koko Bongo is an 8-year-old chimpanzee who…

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Japan To Require Foreign Workers Arriving On New Visas To Do Cosplay

TOKYO, JAPAN-- Foreign workers entering the country using new working visas will be required to dress up in anime cosplay costumes, the Justice Ministry have said. According to the new…

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Donald Trump And Kim Jong-Un Get Into Twitter Fued Over Who Has The Nicest Hair

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‘Kingdom Sharts 3’ Update: Free DLC Reveal, New Board Game Coming

TOKYO, JAPAN-- Spare Enix's Kingdom Sharts series has splattered all over the place the past two decades, and now it appears that there will be free DLC as well as a…

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Mockstar Games Coming Out With ‘Red Head Redemption 3’ Video Game

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