Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
WASHINGTON-- Bill Clinton has recently launched a countrywide political tour in the hopes of getting his now unemployed wife, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, elected to some form of…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to use their mystical powers of persuasion as angry residents took to the streets after the discovery of unused…
Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA-- Be careful of all those fish out in the sea. Police say a tuna was beaten and robbed after getting lured into a seedier part of town by…
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Banished To US To Live Under Trump Regime
UNITED KINGDOM- One week after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's bombshell news announcement that they weren't happy with the Royal Family playing favorites with their members, Queen Elizabeth used her…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat party after damning evidence showed that Democrat politicians have alleged ties to the United States of America. Russian…
GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President
WASHINGTON-- A Republican congressman has come under fire for posting a fake photo of a man named Barack Obama serving as the former president of the United States, later acknowledging…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani
WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning for slain military hero Qassem Soleimani, calling the Iranian general one of the greatest heroes who has ever…
Governor Gavin Newsom Claims His Aunt Says Trump ‘Greatly Embellishing’ California Homeless Problem
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California Gov. Gavin Newsom took to Twitter to respond to President Donald Trump's "greatly embellished" claim that the Golden State has a major homeless crisis that needs to…
The Top 10 Most-Viewed Fake News Stories Of 2019
In today's relentless "real" news cycle, it's nice to take a break from all the chaos and simply enjoy some dumb, fake news, satirical entertainment. Here are the top 10…
Donald Trump Fires Back With Painting Of Himself Scrubbing Jim Carrey Out Of Toilet
WASHINGTON-- President and mega-troll Donald Trump has unleashed his comedic side with his recent painting of a poo-streaked Jim Carrey being scrubbed out of his Oval Office toilet. The Canadian…
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein
METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who coincidentally resembles dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was arrested on Monday for inappropriately touching two women who were working…
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for his Internet Explorer browser to finish loading a page. The deceased man's family says he was a dedicated…
