Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Trick-or-treaters won't be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton's home this Halloween. The former United States Secretary of State made a bombshell claim this week, saying that…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held in Los Angeles on October 10, CNN has decided to hold yet another event that CNN president Jeff…
Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Shocking new evidence that was recently discovered during a live broadcast on CNN's Columbus Day holiday special shows that famed explorer Christopher Columbus didn't actually discover America, but…
China President Xi Jinping Voted People’s Republic Of China Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
BEIJING, CHINA-- Chinese politician and leader of the world's greatest country Xi Jinping has been named People's Republic of China magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the tenth year in a…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news this week after arresting what he deemed to be a lawbreaking, unruly squirrel, drawing both praise and criticism…
Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- A Pennsylvania man who was recently in Hawaii during an endangered bird hunting expedition has been receiving backlash from seagull rights groups after he mistakenly killed a common…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to the Ukraine controversy, bearded House Democrats have buckled down on their fight to take down Donald Trump and…
Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A small neighborhood in Seattle is being terrorized by a wild tree's bark and residents say that they've had enough. Police say a group of neighbors have come…
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live on-air retraction and apology after mistakenly reporting a real news story. During last night's news broadcast of ratings…
Joe Biden’s Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: ‘Who’s Hunter?’
WASHINGTON-- At a recent rally in Iowa, Joe Biden scolded Fox News reporter Peter Doocy after being questioned about his son Hunter's work involvement in Ukraine, insisting emphatically that he…
Beto O’Rourke’s Plan To Send All American’s Guns To The Moon Met With Confusion
WASHINGTON-- Former Rep. Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has recently increased his stance on confiscating American's guns by promising that after he gets through taking everyone's guns then he will be…
Yellowstone’s Old Faithful Caught Cheating On Cheaters TV Show
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WYOMING-- Uh-oh, busted! The most famous cone geyser known as Old Faithful has been recently featured on the hit show Cheaters after getting caught cheating on his…
