Joe Biden: ‘Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream’
https://youtu.be/RBtgBkzh7Ag Joe Biden has professed his love of ice cream in the past, saying, "My name is Joe Biden and nothing says family like the taste of creamy vanilla ice…
Lead Prosecutor In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Doesn’t Believe That Black Guns Matter
https://youtu.be/LaFBStsJXNo Before the jury even had the chance to grab their coats to leave once they declared Rittenhouse innocent, Prosecutor Thomas Binger already had charges filed against the AR-15 used…
Not Even Pope Francis Is Able To Withstand The Power Of Poopy Pants Biden
https://youtu.be/LWwsphqQQZY Word around the proverbial campfire is that Pope Francis was overheard saying that President Joe Biden left a very aromatic, indelible impression on him while visiting Vatican City. Full…
Even Cats Are Not safe In COVID America
https://youtu.be/n8Gp51xbl_c A cat from New York is facing multiple felonies for taking part in what one witnessed called it a "weird, cultish body-washing ritual." Will the cat break free or…
UK’s Boris Johnson Raises COVID Threat Level To ‘Oh My God, This Really Is The Big One This Time’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An all-new, scary virus variant suddenly happening somewhere in some part of the world has forced UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to raise the current COVID threat level…
Biden Gets Very ‘Hands On’ Advice From Former President Obama
https://youtu.be/1Td31lVqig0 During a recent trip to the hospital, doctors discovered just how close Joe Biden is to his former boss Barack Obama. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/20/biden-recovering-after-getting-obamas-arm-removed-from-his-butt-during-recent-colonoscopy/
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her restroom mirror, complicating her daily morning routines even further. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/21/aoc-calls-police-on-strange-woman-who-keeps-stalking-her-in-her-bathroom-mirror/
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for his fowl actions during the January 6 U.S. Capitol Building riot, leaving many Americans in doubt as to…
Howard Stern Promises He’ll Remove His Natural-Looking Wig If Everyone Just Gets Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fed up with the millions of stubborn anti-vaxxers, former shock jock Howard Stern has offered all those hesitant people the deal of a lifetime by…
Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down
WASHINGTON-- Following the recent ruling in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial which found him not guilty, desperate and deranged Democrats have put forth a last ditch effort to take the young…
Chrissy Teigen Debuts New Mustache Transplant, Says She Regrets Ever Plucking All The Hairs Out
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Famous wordsmith and Twitter celebrity Chrissy Teigen has a warning to young people everywhere: "Don't pluck off your mustache hairs like I did." The 35-year-old Teigen recently…
Mark Ruffalo: ‘If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like JoJo’
HOLLYWOOD-- Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo weighed in on Kyle Rittenhouse being declared not guilty for shooting Joseph Rosenbaum, calling it an international tragedy and that JoJo reminded him of the…
