Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible black females he intends to nominate to the Supreme Court to replace retiring Justice Breyer, with strong, empowered…
Canada Votes To Change National Anthem From ‘O Canada’ To Just The Sounds Of Trucks Honking
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the truckers against mandates protest continues to gain international traction, numerous Canadian conservative MP politicians have introduced a bill to change Canada's national anthem from 'O Canada!"…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian trucker convoy of freedom getting closer and closer toward Ottawa, an extremely nervous Justin Trudeau was left with no other alternative but to channel the…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally sent to Joe Biden's Delaware home early Saturday instead of all the major cities inside red states, drawing…
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum, a few other aging musicians came to Young's defense by saying they too will pull all their vinyl…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this morning after President Joe Biden's scandalous phone call with Ukraine's President Zelensky went public, making this the second…
Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- After pint-sized actor Peter Dinklage accused the children's classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs of dwarfophobia, the progressive Disney company immediately put out an apology statement saying…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement, Joe Biden began going through a list of qualifications he's looking for in the future SCOTUS replacement, saying…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up, President Vladimir Putin sent a clear message to Joe Biden by placing the famous "I Did That" Biden…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck crashed on a Pennsylvania highway, one of the most dangerous primates was spotted in Washington, DC giving an…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy of truckers protest against vaccine mandates by flying to the home of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and then…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice, the AMA has changed the original core lines of the Hippocratic Oath from "First, do no harm" to…
