Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United States Army has upgraded the antiquated, straight white male, national personification Uncle Sam to the more modern, progressive…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist threats perpetrated by violent white people, the US Justice Department recently formed a specialized unit to combat the…
Daddy Biden Pimp Slaps His Ho OSHA For Failing To Get Clients Vaccinated
WASHINGTON-- Once he heard about the Supreme Court's decision to strike down OSHA's attempt to get clients vaccinated, Mack Daddy Joe Biden was reported to be furious at his ho…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make their own decisions regarding their bodies, employees in the medical field came up with the ingenious idea of…
Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID
WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19 virus, Dr. Anthony Fauci responded to Senator Rand Paul's question about where the coronavirus came from by saying…
CNN Says Empty Grocery Shelves And No Food Are A Good Thing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- As grocery store shelves around the country continue to empty out and food becomes more scarce, CNN stated that not having any food to eat is actually a…
Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Facelift Is Raising A Few Eyebrows On Twitter
WASHINGTON-- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has been raising a few eyebrows on social media this week after she did a recent interview following her 1,069th major facelift surgery,…
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this week, saying the virus could have just as easily infected some random white American but instead chose to…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the Disease X virus was spreading like wildfire across the country, thousands of bored nurses put their dancing shoes…
Nancy Pelosi’s Drunken Press Conference Rant Animated
https://youtu.be/jcnavT0C3tE (SATIRE) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave a very memorable press conference recently after numerous critics accused her of having too much to drink whenever speaking publicly. Pelosi…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best ways to dispose of the unvaccinated, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau slammed a man he caught in his bathroom…
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A 10-year-old boy has won last night's episode of the all-new gameshow Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice by beating all nine justices in a battle…
