Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again. While sitting at his desk inside the Oval Office, Biden fell asleep and dropped his head onto the…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe Biden hired former President George W. Bush to scream "Russia has weapons of mass destruction!" in the same…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve in the US military, millions of vaccinated Americans are now singing a different tune now that their dear…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised "winter of severe illness and death" for millions of unvaccinated citizens has yet to come into fruition, with…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was about to start World War 3 and many political pundits and military strategists were trying to understand why…
Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret
https://youtu.be/KZ64Zh-u7Qk Klaus Schwab, part-time economist and fulltime James Bond villain, along with his favorite pet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a candid one on one interview letting the world's citizens…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus called Russia-22 has overtaken the world and has been spreading quickly across the globe. President Joe Biden promised…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian President Vladimir Putin along the southern US border in an effort to trick Joe Biden into believing it's…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak’s Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- On Wednesday's episode of The Price Is Right, a Massachusetts woman failed to get the big prize after guessing too low on the prices of the grocery…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has been posting sticky notes all over his home refrigerator to remind him to invade Ukraine because for some…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC, President Joe Biden trumped the trucker protest by placing obese politicians Chris Christie and Stacey Abrams on the…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have announced their candidacy for United States Congress after their psychiatric hospital closed its doors permanently, promising to bring…
