Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to the state of Florida by Hurricane Ian, Joe Biden immediately flew to his home in Delaware and began…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped through the Sunshine State and destroyed their homes, with many of them taking to social media to say…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President Donald Trump of hiring Hurricane Ian as a last resort to destroy any classified documents still remaining inside…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds of Russian tanks were reported to have been brought to a standstill after getting stuck within the billions…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with the air have been circulating on social media lately, the White House has been forced to clarify that…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being no such thing as fetal heartbeats at six weeks, Stacey Abrams was approached by one of her aides…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Police in Vermont are being heralded as heroes for busting a major catnip drug ring after numerous officers dressed in cat costumes went undercover posing as real feline…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel was seen rummaging through Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home trashcan, brave FBI agents swiftly swung into action and raided…
Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death
PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's top scientists has taken the medical world by storm after the researchers recently discovered that death is in…
MSNBC: ‘It’s 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC show Morning Joe, host Joe Scarborough announced the breaking news that the walls are finally closing in on…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of President Donald Trump, the Democrat-majority residents of Martha's Vineyard quickly called in the authorities to have the foreign-born…
Vacationing Liberals Disguise Themselves So People Don’t Notice Them Enjoying Freedom-Loving Florida
KEY WEST, FLORIDA-- In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals vacationing in Florida are wearing disguises to hide their identities so no one will recognize them and then…
