Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero
U.S.-- Democrat politicians around the country have already moved on to their next heroic martyr Jordan Neely and have begun work on a new monument in his honor by first…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for office, President Joe Biden reassured his skeptics that he's just as spry as ever and that he doesn't…
Jimmy Kimmel Says He’ll Write His Own Jokes After Writers Go On Strike
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has stunned everyone by promising that he will carry on with his Jimmy Kimmel Live show even though all his Hollywood…
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- As Dr. Fauci has been making the rounds on news media lately saying he had nothing to do with COVID, the ubiquitous virus wanted to set the record straight…
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie ‘The Hebrew Hammer’
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- In an effort to continue his quest to combat dangerous antisemitism, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis flew to Israel this week to sign a bill cracking down on any…
Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American actor Kevin Bacon did a recent interview where he shocked the world by changing his last name to "Banana" after going vegan, saying that he couldn't in…
Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's destruction of the country, Joe Biden was seen sporting a very large Mexican sombrero hat in public in…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would place an FBI agent into the home of every single American, with both Democrats and Republicans praising the…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to obtain even more money so he can overtake Elon Musk as the world's richest man, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has officially changed his last…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to Ireland to uncover their Irish ancestry, Hunter Biden struck it rich by accidentally stumbling upon the pot of…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed the age-old tradition of pardoning two Thanksgiving turkeys on the day that most Christians are celebrating the resurrection…
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE- One of the worst, most horrific events in history happened last week when a disastrous insurrection took place at the Tennessee State Capitol in what experts are calling…
