Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don’t Broadcast Untrue Things
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Only moments after Rachel Maddow interrupted Donald Trump's post arraignment speech to tell her audience of ten people that her network never lies, the sky around…
Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former President George W. Bush says he was informed by intelligence officials that Donald Trump has been stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in the bathroom of his…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers once he had been indicted, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis gave a televised speech and begged the Department of…
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President
WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand Wizard of Florida during her Tony Awards speech, an incensed Joe Biden set the record straight by putting…
DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: ‘Kneel Before Jack’
WASHINGTON-- After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior, DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith decided to take over the world and one of his first orders of business…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore, according to the latest slew of stern letters and angry Twitter X tweets sent…
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts have now revealed that all the wildfires burning in the province of Quebec were caused by Justin Trudeau's…
Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up
WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his DOJ to have Donald Trump arrested, Joe Biden gave a news conference and bragged that he'll very easily…
Putin Cuts Own Arm Off To Hurt Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another attempt to win the war in Ukraine at all costs, Vladimir Putin has reportedly cut off his own arm as a way to hurt Ukraine…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden has been relegated to using his head as a paperweight on order by his handlers who admitted that…
Sesame Street’s Oscar The Grouch Canceled After Saying He Doesn’t Want Male Hands Up His Puppet Hole
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Yet another controversy has hit Sesame Street after Muppet character Oscar the Grouch told producers that he no longer felt comfortable having men shove their hands up…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown in China, Disney was forced to cut out all the black actors in the film including lead actress…
