Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In order to get as much relief as possible to the Hawaiian island of Maui, President Joe Biden personally flew over to Ukraine to assess the damages caused…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping on him has been neutralized after FBI agents dressed in full tactical gear raided the bird's nest and…
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After costing her team an embarrassing loss to Sweden in the World Cup Finals by missing a penalty kick, U.S. Women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe said during an…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun withdrawing his troops from Ukraine after former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie went to Ukraine and began twerking…
Biden Administration Hires More Border Patrol Agents To Assist Illegals In Crossing Border
WASHINGTON-- In order to better assist illegal aliens looking to cross into the United States illegally, the Biden administration has hired thousands of extra Border Patrol agents to help hold…
CNN Says Biden’s Corruption Is Improper But Mostly Peaceful
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After a slew of criminal accusations were brought against Joe Biden that included documents, phone calls, videos, emails, and witness testimony, America's most trusted news source CNN reported…
Biden To African Leaders: ‘If You Side With Putin Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to Joe Biden said he became enraged after seeing African leaders in Russia trying to work out a deal with Vladimir Putin, telling the leaders from Africa…
Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After he gave damaging testimony that President Biden was involved with Hunter's shady business dealings, the Biden whistleblower was terrified to hear the news that he had been…
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For ‘Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for a new chef after his last gourmet cook was found deceased in the water near his property by…
Ilhan Omar Says White Supremacists Forced Her To Marry A White Guy
WASHINGTON-- During a recent interview with Al Jazeera, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar said the country should be fearful of dangerous white men and gave a heart-wrenching account of her own…
Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who was found deceased at former President Barack Obama's home came today after a passing boater gave authorities a…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate Twitter's relationship with other countries, the social media company's owner Elon Musk outwitted the president with his own…
