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Angelina Jolie Calls One Of Her Children By The Wrong Name

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Last updated: January 5, 2026 1:10 pm
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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– Superstar actress Angelina Jolie made headlines this week after she mistakenly called one of her children by another child’s name, causing many fans to question whether the A-list actress is preparing for another movie role.

According to TMZ, Jolie had just gotten off of a plane after coming back from a long trip to the African Sahara when she yelled out Shiloh’s name but was actually staring at Pax. Sources close to the star claim that Jolie was going through some personal issues due to the airlines serving her peanuts rather than cashews.

“It wasn’t Miss Jolie’s fault,” Yaribou Jones said, Jolie’s hairdresser’s husband’s neighbor’s gardener. “The fault lies with the airlines after mixing up Miss Jolie’s choice of nut. She specifically told the stewardess that she only chews on cashew nuts because peanuts make her jaw sore from all the extra chewing involved.”

Jones went on to say that even though cashews are technically seeds, he doesn’t let Angelina know for fear of upsetting her further.

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This isn’t the first time that Jolie has called someone by the wrong name, says TMZ. Back in 2014, Jolie accidentally called husband Brad Pitt “driver” while staring directly at her chauffeur.

“Miss Jolie wants everyone to know that she’s okay,” Jones confirmed as he planted cashews in the garden of Jolie’s neighbor’s home from three cities over. “She thanks all her fans for supporting her during this difficult time and asks that everyone please give her some privacy while she works out her nut problems.”

Angelina Jolie is an award-winning actress, humanitarian, and humanitarian-actress/actress-humanitarian.

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