Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it…
Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure…
Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He’s Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill’s Back
WASHINGTON-- Unable to hide his sexuality any longer due to the recent…
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn…
While Biden Relaxes At Beach, Liberals Ask Why Hasn’t Trump Done Anything For Hawaii
U.S.-- As President Joe Biden relaxes on the beach while wildfires ravage…
Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny
SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once…
Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In order to get as much relief as possible to…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After costing her team an embarrassing loss to Sweden in…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
Biden To African Leaders: ‘If You Side With Putin Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to Joe Biden said he became enraged after seeing…