Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He’s Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill’s Back
WASHINGTON-- Unable to hide his sexuality any longer due to the recent…
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn…
While Biden Relaxes At Beach, Liberals Ask Why Hasn’t Trump Done Anything For Hawaii
U.S.-- As President Joe Biden relaxes on the beach while wildfires ravage…
Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny
SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once…
Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In order to get as much relief as possible to…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After costing her team an embarrassing loss to Sweden in…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
Biden To African Leaders: ‘If You Side With Putin Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to Joe Biden said he became enraged after seeing…
Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After he gave damaging testimony that President Biden was involved…
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For ‘Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for…
Ilhan Omar Says White Supremacists Forced Her To Marry A White Guy
WASHINGTON-- During a recent interview with Al Jazeera, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar…