Tag: Rated PG

Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month

WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…

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Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless…

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Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’

WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including…

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MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’

WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this…

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Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted…

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Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former President George W. Bush says he was informed…

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Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…

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Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President

WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand…

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Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire

QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…

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Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up

WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…

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After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight

WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden…

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To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown…

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