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Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
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Joe Biden’s Body Double Resigns Due To Stress Of Mimicking Joe’s Every Senile Activity
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Hillary Clinton Cackles At Trump: ‘We Came, We Saw, We Spied!’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a cheerful,…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
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China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
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Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
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COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie
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Joe Rogan Apologizes For Being Born After Video Surfaces Of Him Kicking His Mother Inside Womb
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American News Media Praises China’s Use Of Uyghur Prisoners As Human Torches To Light Olympic Cauldron
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CNN Creates New Network CNN 2.0 To Cover Up Scandals Of First CNN
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Whoopi Goldberg Returns To ‘The View’, Oh Wait, It’s Only Justin Trudeau In Blackface Again
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