With New Jersey’s Ban On Plastic, Black Market Selling Of Plastic Bags On The Rise
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy signed into law…
Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny
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Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
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Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
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Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft
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Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…
CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…
New York City Passes ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill In Response To Florida Law
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Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…
