COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Genius: Trump Hangs ‘Epstein Island’ Sign On Trump Tower So FBI Won’t Raid It
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In order to avoid another FBI raid on…
FBI Confiscates Trump’s Boxers And Briefs After Raiding His Underwear Drawer
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In a major win for the federal government this…
Lizard Person Liz Cheney Removes Human Skin To Appeal To Reptile Demographic
WASHINGTON-- In a last ditch effort to help her struggling campaign to…
Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was abruptly…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Putin: ‘Russia’s Army No Match For US Servicemen In Dresses And High-Heels’
WASHINGTON-- In a show of major confidence, President Joe Biden has threatened…
California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People’s Cardboard Boxes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to collect more money to pay for…
Store Mannequin Accused Of Racism After Failing To Greet Black Customers
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A mannequin has come under fire on social media for…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January…
Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353
WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has…
Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- President Joe Biden has caused an international controversy once…
Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his…
