FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…
Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After not receiving his pizza within the promised thirty minute…
San Francisco Thieves Steal Adam Schiff’s Suit While He’s Still Wearing It
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech touting how crime is down…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to ease the burden of hardworking…
NPR Suspends Karl Marx For Not Being Far-Left Enough
WASHINGTON-- National Public Radio (NPR) has suspended its longtime editor Karl Marx…
After Backwards Gun Scope Gaffe, US Navy Uploads New Updated Photo
U.S.-- After deleting an Instagram photo of a Navy officer holding a…
Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing
BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
