Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Trump From Ever Becoming President
WASHINGTON-- A cyborg asset was recently sent back in time from 2020…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that…
Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging…
Obama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ad Claiming Biden Was His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama demanded South Carolina news stations and a…
Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave a…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat…
Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is…
Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was so cold at last…
New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will…
Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
WASHINGTON-- Bill Clinton has recently launched a countrywide political tour in the…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…
