Gavin Newsom Issues New Poop-Scented Masks So You Can Still Smell California While Masked Up
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Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn…
Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…
Biden Competes With Trump’s Sneakers By Selling $69 Gold Diapers
WASHINGTON-- Not one to be upstaged by his Republican opponent, President Joe…
Biden Has An Embarrassing Moment While Giving A Speech In Front Of World Leaders
(AI Story Satire) It was a moment that will go down in…
Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless…
Biden Soils Himself On Live TV To Show Dominance Over Putin
WASHINGTON-- After western news media outlets reported that Vladimir Putin soiled himself…
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection
WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
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White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Growing tired of watching the same old boring football game…
