Mark Carney Confesses ‘Elbows Up’ Slogan Was Just Social Experiment On Canadian Stupidity
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an amusing revelation that has left liberal Canadians questioning…
Defeated Mark Carney Lists Job Opening For Canadian Prime Minister On LinkedIn
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a humiliating loss in the tariff war against US…
Mark Carney Ecstatic Over Which Elderly Air Canada Flight Attendant To Horse-Stomp First
TORONTO, CANADA-- Taking a page out of his predecessor Justin Trudeau's playbook,…
PM Mark Carney Burns Down Canada’s Forests To Prevent Any Future Wildfires
CANADA-- In what some experts are calling a radical new strategy to…
Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a Rideau Hall news conference where he vowed to…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal…