Housing Crisis Worsens As Canadian Government Agrees The Problem Is Not Enough Immigrants
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more Canadians are being forced to live in their…
Mark Carney Scolds Canadians For Electing Such An Awful Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In what he has called one of the biggest blunders…
Canadian Government Announces Toronto Blue Jays To Be Euthanized After World Series Loss
OTTAWA, CANADA - Fresh from their crushing defeat in the 2025 World…
Dejected Mark Carney Got This Slick Haircut And Cool New Suit For Summit And Trump Didn’t Even Notice
GYEONGJU, SOUTH KOREA - In a heart-wrenching display of global embarrassment, Canadian…
Mark Carney Reassures Canadians Housing Crisis Won’t Affect Him Personally
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Amid a spiraling national housing crisis, Canadian Prime Minister Mark…
Mark Carney Gets Dominated By Trump After Forgetting His Elbows Back In Canada
WASHINGTON-- In an embarrassing display of international weakness, Canadian Prime Minister Mark…
Mark Carney Visits Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Destroy Canada Faster
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In a blatant display of intercontinental tyranny, Canadian Prime Minister…
Mark Carney Honors Notorious Serial Killer For Reducing Canada’s Carbon Footprint
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a climate change ceremony at Parliament Hill, Prime Minister…
Mark Carney Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Eco-Friendly Matches
OTTAWA, CANADA- Prime Minister Mark Carney held an emergency press conference today…
Mark Carney Confesses ‘Elbows Up’ Slogan Was Just Social Experiment On Canadian Stupidity
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an amusing revelation that has left liberal Canadians questioning…
Defeated Mark Carney Lists Job Opening For Canadian Prime Minister On LinkedIn
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a humiliating loss in the tariff war against US…
Mark Carney Ecstatic Over Which Elderly Air Canada Flight Attendant To Horse-Stomp First
TORONTO, CANADA-- Taking a page out of his predecessor Justin Trudeau's playbook,…